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 Some Shitty Fan Fiction. Too short for a short story, though

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How shitty do you think this story was?
A. The shittiest possible.
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B. So so with the shit.
12%
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C. I kinda like it, granted I was under the influence of MADs when I read it, but yeah, in that state, it was quite enjoyable.
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D. My lawyer says I am not allowed to have an opinion about it.
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AlceLurker
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PostSubject: Some Shitty Fan Fiction. Too short for a short story, though   Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:54 pm

One day in Arad, a Blazing Flower named Ardnaid went to the Tavern. She went to the tavern to order a turkey sandwich.

What was the sandwich made out of?

Dead troll turkeys of course but then Ardnaid the Blazing Flower was turning into a Giant 55.5 foot tall Troll Turkey herself and she was able to terrorize all of Arad by shooting out Nen Shots from her beak and summoning Raging Light Dragons that terrorized every slayer in sight, especially the soul benders.

No one could kill Ardnaid the Nen Troll Turkey because her hax level 20 Nen Guard was virtually impregnable. And if anyone stupid enough to try to approach the Nen Troll Turkey was immediately stunned and electrocuted by her level 16 Lion's Roar and level 15 Energy Shield. No one in Arad was safe.

Is there a hero with enough gall to destroy Ardnaid the Troll Turkey?

No.

Because then Ardnaid the Nen Troll Turkey slayed both Emperor Helm and Empress Skadi. She crowned herself Super Supreme and Divine Empress of Hendron Myre and all of Arad.

FIN
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PostSubject: Re: Some Shitty Fan Fiction. Too short for a short story, though   Fri Jan 07, 2011 11:59 pm

who the hell is this guy?
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PostSubject: Re: Some Shitty Fan Fiction. Too short for a short story, though   Sat Jan 08, 2011 12:03 am

Sherlok wrote:
who the hell is this guy?
It was late and the derp was high. I am Moose, Tri.


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PostSubject: Re: Some Shitty Fan Fiction. Too short for a short story, though   Sat Jan 08, 2011 9:09 am

"because her hax level 20 Nen Guard was virtually impregnable."

Wat.
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