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| | The Good,The bad and the Ugly:Hilarious,Even for Sp | |
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| Subject: The Good,The bad and the Ugly:Hilarious,Even for Sp Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:21 am | |
| The Good: Your Daughter got a A+ on her Test The Bad: She had sex with her teacher to get it The Ugly: She's Homeschooled
The good: you go to a strip bar The Bad: your dad's there The Ugly: He's an employee
The Good: Your Masturbating to internet porn The bad:Your wife walks in on you The ugly:You close your browser and your background image is your 4 year old's birthday party
The good:You find porn The Bad:your mom's in it the Ugly:She has a penis The Ugliest:Its bigger than yours
the good:You brought a stray dog home The Bad:It turned out to be a wolf The Ugly:You have to cancel work tomorow due to a rake related incident
The Good: You see someone drop a wallet The Bad: its yours The Ugly: you get arrested
The Good : You Had sex with your wife. The Bad: Your Sterile The Ugly: She's Pregnant
the good: you won the lottery the bad: its a fake the ugly: you just divorced your wife because you won.
the good: you just had sex the bad: your a catholic priest the ugly: he was 7
the good: you found money on the street the bad: it was beside a dead hooker the ugly: it's your daughter the uglier: you were her best customer
the good: you were chilling at a family reunion the bad: you got blind drunk the ugly: and got 'lucky' with your cousin the uglier: who is know pregnant
The good: 33 Friends online on Facebook! The bad: Only one talks to you. The ugly: It's your sister.
The GOOD: Your girlfriend got positive on her test The BAD: Yous had sex because of it The UGLY: Now you both have H.I.V.
Dont Kill me Dragon but this is to funny i had to post it:
The Good: You tell the loud black guy in the theater to shut it and you become a hero. The Bad: He's part of the Blood gang. The Ugly: He's with friends. The Uglier: You're all alone. The Ugliest: You're wearing all blue.
The good: you finally beat that impossible video game you have been playing for months The bad: you used cheats and online walkthroughs to help you The ugly: it was on beginner mode
The good: You plan on going to college The bad: You got rejected The ugly: It's a community college
the good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter the bad: She keeps interrupting you the ugly: with corrections
the good: you have sex with a hot patient the bad: she gave you aids the ugly: your a vet
The Good: Your in Europe The Bad: It's 1939 The Ugly: You're a Jew The Uglier: Hitlers your neighbor The Ugliest: He's your boss
The Good: You got your first lapdance The Bad: It was from your mom The Ugly: You threw money at her
The good:Your in a Porno The bad: Your dad saw it The Ugly: He liked it
The Good: You get given a free train ticket all expenses paid! The Bad: Theres only one stop left. The Ugly: Its Auschwitz
The Good: I invented a time machine The Bad: I don't know how to get back The Ugly: I went back to WWII Europe The Uglier: I'm Jewish
The Good: You were laid by a girl. The Bad: She's a cross-dresser. The Ugly: You slept with Justin Bieber.
the good:you see a hot babe from a 1978 picture the bad:its your mom the ugly:you fap to it still
the good:sex the bad: drunk sex the ugly: the girl you had drunk sex with
the good: you just ranked up in cod the bad: your xbox geeks out and the disk gets ruined the ugly: your hard drive just overheated the uglier: your xbox just red ring of death'd
The Good: You bring home a stray dog The Bad: It's a wolf The Ugly: It turns into one of the fags from twilight..
The good: you got a girlfriend The bad: she is your sister The ugly: You both actually like each other The uglier: She is a fat ugly cow
the good: free candy from a van the bad: theres a pedophile driving the ugly: its your dad even uglier: he has a boner
(for a girl) The Good: You find awesome three-some porn The Bad: Your mom is in it using a dildo on herself The Ugly: You are using that dildo to masturbate with.
(for a dude) The Good: You find porn of a hot chick masturbating with a toothbrush The Bad: It's your sister The Ugly: It's your toothbrush
The Good:You got laid by a patient last night The bad: The patients family walks in The ugly: Your fucking there child Even uglier: You work in a morgue
The Good: Justin Bieber dies The bad...Girls view him as a martyr The ugly...They create a religion after him
The Good: You get a Quad no scope Headshot collateral in Call of Duty The Bad: You didn't record it The Ugly: It's on Campaign... Recruit Difficulty
The Good: you're not gay The Bad: You have a gay Siamese twin The Ugly: you only have 1 ass
the good: go on /b/ the bad: find CP thread the ugly: see your baby pictures
the good: your fapping. the bad: you jizz on the tip of the toilet seat and dont notice the ugly: your mom is stuck tot the toilet for an unknown reason 2 hours later. The Uglier: She gets pregnant
The Good- Just got home from a good day at work. The Bad- Your roomate is drunking and naked The Ugly- So is your mom.
The Good: You got a new job! The Bad: It's at a whore house. The Ugly: You are the new whore The Uglier: It's for mentally handicapped black men
the good: you find out who your dad is the bad: he's in jail the ugly: he went to jail for raping you when you were first born The Uglier: he is your new cell mate
The good: Get drunk and lose your virginity The bad: It was with another guy The ugly: It was your dad The uglier: Can't sit for a week
The good: You get boobs The bad: You are a guy The Ugly: They are bigger than half the girls at school. The uglier: they're Natural
The good:your relative helped with the civil rights movement. The bad: it was your racist great grandpa. The ugly: He was the one to tell her to get to the back of the bus.
The Good: You have find an amazing girlfriend The Bad: She hates working in the kitchen The Ugly: She tries COD and beats it before you ever did
The Good: You went to a party The Bad: There are only guys The Worse: They ran out of lube The Ugly: Everyone's Black
the good: you go back in time the bad: your mom tries to kiss you the ugly: you have parkinsons
the good: you have special abilities and powers the bad: people are always trying to throw pokeballs at you the ugly: everytime you try to speak you can only say your name
The good: Spending time with daughter The bad: At Justin Beiber concert The ugly: Your daughter is Justin Beiber
The Good: You just got laid The Bad: Out The Ugly: By your girlfriend
The good: I finally found my penis under my fat The bad: I clogged my toilet due to my fat getting sucked into the toilet drain The Ugly: The penis I thought i found after all these years was nearly a turkey wing from Thanksgiving 9 years ago.
The Good: You aren't the dad. The Bad: You're being forced into payments. The Ugly: It's your mom's kid. The Uglier: Your brother is the dad.
the good: you get to go on a european vacation the bad: it goes through the east the ugly: you get kidnapped and sold into sex trafficking the better: your dad is Liam Neeson
Funniest i found so far:
The good: You are getting eaten out The bad: It is your butthole The ugly: You are a guy the uglier: a guy's eating you out The fuck ugly: It's your dad the godforsaken ugly: it's being video taped. The unholy ugly: You fapped to the footage. the ugly that not even god can fix: your dad wants to make the sequel
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| Subject: Re: The Good,The bad and the Ugly:Hilarious,Even for Sp Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:24 am | |
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| Subject: Re: The Good,The bad and the Ugly:Hilarious,Even for Sp Sat Nov 27, 2010 7:55 pm | |
| don't think Dragon would get offended. i make racist comments all the time and he just laughs. but he is probably my best friend in this guild. | |
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