Me: Hey little me, its big me can ask you something?
Inner Child: BITCH WHY YOU NO HOT POCKET?
Me:Whoa wait what?
Hot pockets are fattening... anyway i wanted to-
Inner Child: Sorry cant hear you over the sound of NO HOT POCKET!!!
Me: Uh... k, but anyway i wanted to know something and your the only person who can help me.
Inner Child:....
Me: What?
Inner Child: Candy...
Me: Pardon?
Inner Child: I want candy...
Me: Bad for your teeth...
Inner Child: Gummi savers....
Me: No... its almost 10pm.. im not running out to the stor-
Inner Child: Then you've already lost me...
Me: Fine....
10 minutes later...
Me: There happy?
Inner Child: .....
Me: What now?
Inner Child: Did you ... just not even try to hit puberty?
Me: WHAT?
Inner Child: Seriously... do i just... not get any boobs at all...
Me: You little Bitch! I have Boobs!!! Theres nothin wrong with the-
Inner Child: *AHEM* What boobs... geez do you get mistaken for a boy sometimes if you put on pants?
Me: What the fuck?
Why are you being mean to me?
Inner Child: Im sorry but its so hard to concentrate on the conversation at hand when a whiny flat chested little bitch is in here trying ot ask me stupid ass questions when im trying ot enjoy my gummi savers...
Me: ....
Inner Child: You mad?
Me: Fuck you.. i'll kill you?
Inner Child: Oh so your going the route of suicide?
Me: ..... Wait....
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Inner Child: Take your time....
Me: ....
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
THIS ISNT OVER DAMMIT!!!!!
*POOFS*
Inner Child: Oh boy...