some old dude at the mall

got this from my ex, thought it was kinda lulz

DAD AT THE MALL


I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes, (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter, old man? Never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

lol that was a good laugh

My god that was hilarious [Y]

ur father is one hell of a guy

LoL what was the spikey haired dude's reaction?

read the first line "got this from my ex, thought it was lulz"

she sent it to me in an email

she sends me a lot of this, some of it can be really annoying <.< (she'll never see this, right?)
but some of them are funny like this one

oh then ur ex's dad is lulz

im guessing someone forwarded it to her, she doesnt know her dad, but i get the point xD

so it's not ur ex's dad. well whatever that dad is just awesome

now that, i have to agree wtih