The Good,The bad and the Ugly:Hilarious,Even for Sp

The Good: Your Daughter got a A+ on her Test
The Bad: She had sex with her teacher to get it
The Ugly: She's Homeschooled




The good: you go to a strip bar
The Bad: your dad's there
The Ugly: He's an employee



The Good: Your Masturbating to internet porn
The bad:Your wife walks in on you
The ugly:You close your browser and your background image is your 4 year old's birthday party



The good:You find porn
The Bad:your mom's in it
the Ugly:She has a penis
The Ugliest:Its bigger than yours


the good:You brought a stray dog home
The Bad:It turned out to be a wolf
The Ugly:You have to cancel work tomorow due to a rake related incident


The Good: You see someone drop a wallet
The Bad: its yours
The Ugly: you get arrested


The Good : You Had sex with your wife.
The Bad: Your Sterile
The Ugly: She's Pregnant



the good: you won the lottery
the bad: its a fake
the ugly: you just divorced your wife because you won.


the good: you just had sex
the bad: your a catholic priest
the ugly: he was 7


the good: you found money on the street
the bad: it was beside a dead hooker
the ugly: it's your daughter
the uglier: you were her best customer

the good: you were chilling at a family reunion
the bad: you got blind drunk
the ugly: and got 'lucky' with your cousin
the uglier: who is know pregnant


The good: 33 Friends online on Facebook!
The bad: Only one talks to you.
The ugly: It's your sister.


The GOOD: Your girlfriend got positive on her test
The BAD: Yous had sex because of it
The UGLY: Now you both have H.I.V.


Dont Kill me Dragon but this is to funny i had to post it:

The Good: You tell the loud black guy in the theater to shut it and you become a hero.
The Bad: He's part of the Blood gang.
The Ugly: He's with friends.
The Uglier: You're all alone.
The Ugliest: You're wearing all blue.


The good: you finally beat that impossible video game you have been playing for months
The bad: you used cheats and online walkthroughs to help you
The ugly: it was on beginner mode


The good: You plan on going to college
The bad: You got rejected
The ugly: It's a community college


the good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter
the bad: She keeps interrupting you
the ugly: with corrections


the good: you have sex with a hot patient
the bad: she gave you aids
the ugly: your a vet


The Good: Your in Europe
The Bad: It's 1939
The Ugly: You're a Jew
The Uglier: Hitlers your neighbor
The Ugliest: He's your boss


The Good: You got your first lapdance
The Bad: It was from your mom
The Ugly: You threw money at her


The good:Your in a Porno
The bad: Your dad saw it
The Ugly: He liked it


The Good: You get given a free train ticket all expenses paid!
The Bad: Theres only one stop left.
The Ugly: Its Auschwitz


The Good: I invented a time machine
The Bad: I don't know how to get back
The Ugly: I went back to WWII Europe
The Uglier: I'm Jewish


The Good: You were laid by a girl.
The Bad: She's a cross-dresser.
The Ugly: You slept with Justin Bieber.


the good:you see a hot babe from a 1978 picture
the bad:its your mom
the ugly:you fap to it still


the good:sex
the bad: drunk sex
the ugly: the girl you had drunk sex with


the good: you just ranked up in cod
the bad: your xbox geeks out and the disk gets ruined
the ugly: your hard drive just overheated
the uglier: your xbox just red ring of death'd


The Good: You bring home a stray dog
The Bad: It's a wolf
The Ugly: It turns into one of the fags from twilight..



The good: you got a girlfriend
The bad: she is your sister
The ugly: You both actually like each other
The uglier: She is a fat ugly cow



the good: free candy from a van
the bad: theres a pedophile driving
the ugly: its your dad
even uglier: he has a boner



(for a girl)
The Good: You find awesome three-some porn
The Bad: Your mom is in it using a dildo on herself
The Ugly: You are using that dildo to masturbate with.

(for a dude)
The Good: You find porn of a hot chick masturbating with a toothbrush
The Bad: It's your sister
The Ugly: It's your toothbrush


The Good:You got laid by a patient last night
The bad: The patients family walks in
The ugly: Your fucking there child
Even uglier: You work in a morgue


The Good: Justin Bieber dies
The bad...Girls view him as a martyr
The ugly...They create a religion after him


The Good: You get a Quad no scope Headshot collateral in Call of Duty
The Bad: You didn't record it
The Ugly: It's on Campaign... Recruit Difficulty

The Good: you're not gay
The Bad: You have a gay Siamese twin
The Ugly: you only have 1 ass

the good: go on /b/
the bad: find CP thread
the ugly: see your baby pictures

the good: your fapping.
the bad: you jizz on the tip of the toilet seat and dont notice
the ugly: your mom is stuck tot the toilet for an unknown reason 2 hours later.
The Uglier: She gets pregnant




The Good- Just got home from a good day at work.
The Bad- Your roomate is drunking and naked
The Ugly- So is your mom.


The Good: You got a new job!
The Bad: It's at a whore house.
The Ugly: You are the new whore
The Uglier: It's for mentally handicapped black men


the good: you find out who your dad is
the bad: he's in jail
the ugly: he went to jail for raping you when you were first born
The Uglier: he is your new cell mate


The good: Get drunk and lose your virginity
The bad: It was with another guy
The ugly: It was your dad
The uglier: Can't sit for a week


The good: You get boobs
The bad: You are a guy
The Ugly: They are bigger than half the girls at school.
The uglier: they're Natural


The good:your relative helped with the civil rights movement.
The bad: it was your racist great grandpa.
The ugly: He was the one to tell her to get to the back of the bus.


The Good: You have find an amazing girlfriend
The Bad: She hates working in the kitchen
The Ugly: She tries COD and beats it before you ever did


The Good: You went to a party
The Bad: There are only guys
The Worse: They ran out of lube
The Ugly: Everyone's Black


the good: you go back in time
the bad: your mom tries to kiss you
the ugly: you have parkinsons


the good: you have special abilities and powers
the bad: people are always trying to throw pokeballs at you
the ugly: everytime you try to speak you can only say your name


The good: Spending time with daughter
The bad: At Justin Beiber concert
The ugly: Your daughter is Justin Beiber


The Good: You just got laid
The Bad: Out
The Ugly: By your girlfriend


The good: I finally found my penis under my fat
The bad: I clogged my toilet due to my fat getting sucked into the toilet drain
The Ugly: The penis I thought i found after all these years was nearly a turkey wing from Thanksgiving 9 years ago.


The Good: You aren't the dad.
The Bad: You're being forced into payments.
The Ugly: It's your mom's kid.
The Uglier: Your brother is the dad.


the good: you get to go on a european vacation
the bad: it goes through the east
the ugly: you get kidnapped and sold into sex trafficking
the better: your dad is Liam Neeson

Funniest i found so far:


The good: You are getting eaten out
The bad: It is your butthole
The ugly: You are a guy
the uglier: a guy's eating you out
The fuck ugly: It's your dad
the godforsaken ugly: it's being video taped.
The unholy ugly: You fapped to the footage.
the ugly that not even god can fix: your dad wants to make the sequel

i lol'd

don't think Dragon would get offended.
i make racist comments all the time and he just laughs.
but he is probably my best friend in this guild.