Autobiography....Quoi?

Member Posts : 117 Join date : 2010-06-05

I'm going to try to break from the pack and do something different. Everyone else is writing all these awesome fanfics so I'll do an auto biography D:<

Now my life has been pretty unremarkable. In fact, I was neither the smallest, nor the largest egg when my siblings and I came out. But I had an amazing stroke of luck when I was chosen for a family. See....upon being delivered to the young couple by the stork I developed EPIC super powers while around my new family. Like srsly I was shooting skittles out of my fingers and could fax anything anywhere. Sadly all good things come to an end and by my 12th birthday I had to give up those skills in exchange for invisibility and pyrokinesis. There wasn't much I could do besides frame people for arson.

For high school I attended an institution known as Volcano High. It was a dangerous environment where students and teachers regularly battled each other for supremacy. I took part in this eternal struggle but was eventually expelled for being too weird. Now this put me in a huge depression and I wandered the streets of New York. My only source of income was as a street performer, setting people on fire and stealing wallets. This had gone on for several years until one fateful night.

It was pouring heavily and my clown make-up was caked on so thick that it looked like my face was melting. I was cold and shivering as I waited at the corner of 106 and Park when a limo pulled up to me. As I moved closer I saw a sight that I would never forget. Seated right in front of me was a female alien from some far off land known as Lost Angels. She invited me in to sit across from her and proceeded to serenade me with a song about turning back time. I was extremely confused, yet deeply inspired so I set off to build a time machine. etc etc etc I accidently killed some dinosaur mosquitos and whatever. blah blah blah here I am now. I never did meet that alien again though I do understand she gained a large amount of wealth and fame after changing her name to Cher.

And that's how I became the first African American President.

Newsman Posts : 571 Join date : 2010-04-14

obama is X-man

Member Posts : 336 Join date : 2010-04-14

best autobio ever

Member Posts : 76 Join date : 2010-05-14

I knew Cher was some creepy alien.

Member Posts : 117 Join date : 2010-06-05

Why thank ye all. One day I will share the story of how I single-handedly stopped M Night Shyamalan from making a comedy (Last Airbender doesn't count. It wasn't supposed to be funny)

Newsman Posts : 571 Join date : 2010-04-14

Lymia wrote:: Why thank ye all. One day I will share the story of how I single-handedly stopped M Night Shyamalan from making a comedy (Last Airbender doesn't count. It wasn't supposed to be funny)

you didnt, the devil was funny as hell

Member Posts : 587 Join date : 2010-04-15

I lol'd @ volcano High Joke, been awhile since I've seen that awesome korean movie.