Funny stufff

So basically, I went on www.muchobene.com and asked some questions. It's basically where people from their computers answer
questions they see posted and it's all in live chat.

All conversations are public. ~~ You asked: I just accidentally my sister ~~ Connected in chat session (15 seconds). ~~
The other user says: you accidently did what to your sister?
You say: i just accidentally my entire sister. is this bad?
He/she says: your missing a word
He/she says: what did you do?
You say: what do i do? i accidentally my ENTIRE sister.
You say: i think this is bad
He/she says: what did you do?
He/she says: you accidently _____?
He/she says: fill in the blank
You say: I don't understand your confusion, perhaps I'm not articulating the problem concisely.
Basically what happened was:
You say: so ur wit ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rgins. U anser it n the ioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?"
u tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded"... THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
He/she says: idk, her brother?
He/she says: what's this have to do with your sister?
You say: but i just accidentaly my sister. what do i do
He/she says: well you should your sister
He/she says: then to your mom
You say: but my mom is ded. i accidentaly my entire sister, not my entire mom, that would be bad
He/she says: go to your sister and to her You say: but i dun no who wus phone. my gf sed her dad is ded
He/she says: shes a lyin whore
You say: you complete me
You say: <3
He/she says: buttsecks?
You say: all of it
He/she says: i put my p in your b


All conversations are public. ~~
You asked: i need help with bra sizes ~~ Connected in chat session (11 seconds).
The other user says: ok
You say: hello. i have a problem
He/she says: what's your prob? You say: i just accidentally a flashlight
He/she says: lol
He/she says: you again!
You say: you complete me You say: again
He/she says: <3

All conversations are public. ~~
You asked: how do i please my man? ~~ Connected in chat session (11 seconds)
~~ The other user says: give him nachos!
You say: hello, i have a problem
You say: i just accidentally a fleshlight
You say: is this bad?
He/she says: lol You say: what's so funny?
You say: i just accidentally my entire fleshlight
You say: i ned halp
He/she says: hi again
You say: damn it
You say: GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE
You say: GO PLAY OUTSIDE DAMN IT! (11:02:38 PM) The remote user has closed the connection.


All conversations are public. ~~
You asked: any ladies between 17 and 19 wanna chat?
~~ Connected in chat session (10 seconds). ~~
The other user says: hi asl?
You say: hi, i have a problem
He/she says: did you just accidently your fleshlight???
You say: FOR FUCK SAKE GOD DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK!!! GO DO SOMETHING ELSE!!!

Teel deer.