DFO ED Idea Dump

A joint project with all the guilds I am in and my DFO friends, I will help write the DFO page on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Please think of your lulziest ideas. Make sure they are offensive as well.

Some of my ideas are as follows:
Must pay for look.
Korean version is superior
Gotta pay to be black
Nexon Customer Service is an oxymoron

Post any and all offensive ideas as well.

hackers.... HACKERS EVERYWHERE!!!

I get my clothes out of a gumball machine

Tri3EDGE wrote:

I get my clothes out of a gumball machine.

How do I use a F***ing Light Saber.
Gambling is good for you!
Y U SO strong?
stop cubing.
Were do I find skeleton key fragments?

3 Skeleton key frags from a treasure 2/3 of the time.

The article should begin with

"Dungeon Fighter Online is an obscure, korean MMO" Obscure korean MMO should link to Shit no on cares about.

We should say stuff about how the game is full of tits and cleavage

We should compare the game to Blazblue and Guilty gear, or at least link to blazblue a few times in the article. Why? because they share so many similarities, that I'm shocked no one has made a connection yet.

So we should have the slayer compared to Sol Badguy, Fighter compared to Makoto, and F. Gunner compared to Noel, or something of the sorts.

Somewhere in it, say "Like any other MMO, it takes an absurd amount of gear, and no skill"

Oh, and I've mentioned this before, but we HAVE to have a section in it for the forums and Promenade. And we have to have some little subsections for all of the members worth mentioning.

In that section, Maribo should be described as "A guy pretending to be a whorey, pregnant, teenage mother" This sentence should link to the Bullshit article.

Also in that section Devia should described as "Someone whos populariy only comes from the fact that she's a hot, azn, stripper, who knows a bunch of useless crap about the superior korean version of the game" hot, azn, stripper, should link to the Trap article

As for my subsection, Just let Crazed write it, and we should be good to go . I'll probably add in some stuff later, if he misses anything.


I've got plenty more where that came from, but not at the moment. Hope this helps.

in pvp if you use things to fight for you, you are deemed "Cheapest class ever"

OH RIGHT!! We need to have a seciton for each of the classes!! I guess I can give a basic summary for some of the character sections. These are just some ideas, so this isn't what I'm planning to be the entire section



Slayer: A swordman class with a demon possesing his left arm made to cater to all of the 13 year old boys, you can bet that everyone who plays one has no fucking clue how to play the game. Steryotypical sword using character.


Fighter: Tifa Lockheart ripoff who's main purpose is to provide tits to a shitty game. Steryotypical martial artist character.


Gunner: The other character that caters to the 13 year old boys. A character that uses guns, to provide something at least relatively badass to the lame fantasy crap in this game



I'll write some stuff for the other classes and subclasses later.