I'M ON A ________________ [Mad Libs Event Edition!]

Member Posts : 76 Join date : 2010-05-14

AWWWWW YEAH IT'S TIME TO GET DOWN YO.

What are you on?! Fill in the blanks to create your own cooky song...AND THEN SING IT ON VENT YEAH.

T H E BEST S O N G created by the best person will receive a mysterious prize! Copy this format and then fill in the blanks! It's that easy!

PS: You can leave out the part where T-Pain kicks in if you want to...but I wouldn't

Aww shit, get your _____ ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking ______ (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a _____ (I'm on a _____)
I'm on a _____ (I'm on a _____)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm _____ on a _____ (sailing on a _____)
I'm on a _____ (I'm on a _____)
I'm on a _____
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking _____ (_____, yeah)

I'm on a _____ motherfucker take a look at me
Straight _____ on a _____ on the __________
Busting _____, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a _____

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a _____, bitch (bitch)
We drinking __________,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my __________
And my __________
I'm flipping _____, you at _____
Straight flipping _____

I'm riding on a __________, doing _____ and shit
The _____ _____, getting everybody all _____
But this ain't _____, this is real as it gets
I'm on a _____, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a _____ and
It's going fast and
I got a _____ themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a _____ like _____
If you're on the _____,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this _____ is REAL!!!

Fuck _____, I'm on a _____, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck _____, I climb _____, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the _____ with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This _____ _____ make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the _____ _____ (__________)
Gonna fly this _____ to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like _____ _____, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a _____
It's a _____ _____ _____ _____ (yeah)
__________
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When a _____ _____ coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a _____

I'm on a _____
I'm on a _____
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm _____ on a _____ (woaah)
I'm on a _____
I'm on a _____
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' _____ (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Member Posts : 77 Join date : 2010-04-28

Aww shit, get your buckets ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking udder (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a cow (I'm on a cow)
I'm on a cow (I'm on a cow)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sitting on a cow(sitting on a cow)
I'm on a cow (I'm on a cow)
I'm on a cow
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking cow (cow, yeah)

I'm on a cow motherfucker take a look at me
Straight chillin' on a cow in the big green pasture
Busting three mile, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a cow

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a cow, bitch (bitch)
We drinking fresh milk,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my cowboy hat
And my cowboy boots
I'm flipping burgers, you at home
Straight flipping nothing

I'm riding on a cow, doing spins and shit
The cow's mooing, getting everybody all mad
But this ain't the city, this is real as it gets
I'm on a cow, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a cow and
It's going slow and
I got a cow print
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a cow like pow
If you're on the water,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this cow is REAL!!!

Fuck you, I'm on a cow, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck pigs, I climb cows, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the cow with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This cow's mouth make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the giant cow (giant cow)
Gonna fly this cow to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Michael Jackson, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a cow
It's a big green open pasture (yeah)
Zeuuuus
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When a brown cow coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a tree

I'm on a cow
I'm on a cow
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sittin on a cow (woaah)
I'm on a cow
I'm on a cow
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' cow (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Recruit Posts : 1 Join date : 2010-09-05

Aww shit, get your imagequotes ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking thread (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a whale (I'm on a whale)
I'm on a whale (I'm on a whale)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm failin' on a whale (sailing on a whale)
I'm on a whale (I'm on a whale)
I'm on a whale
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking whale (whale, yeah)

I'm on a whale motherfucker take a look at me
Straight freeing willy on a whale on the 90's movie screen
Busting outta captivity, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a whale

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a whale, bitch (bitch)
We drinking precious ambergris,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my blowhole
And my dorsal fin
I'm flipping in the ocean, you at traffic school
Straight flipping off other drivers

I'm riding on a whale, doing bellyflops and shit
The whale's beached, getting everybody all upset
But this ain't seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a whale, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a whale and
It's going fast and
I got a Shamu themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a whale like Ahab
If you're on the cow in the last post,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this whale is REAL!!!

Fuck dolphins, I'm on a whale, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck you, I climb whales, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the whale with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This whales singin' make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the tail right now (tail right now)
Gonna fly this whale to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like dungeons in whales, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a whale
It's a big blue blubbery whale (yeah)
Free Willy
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When a blue whale's coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a guy over in court

I'm on a whale
I'm on a whale
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm failin' on a whale (woaah)
I'm on a whale
I'm on a whale
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' whale (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Member Posts : 117 Join date : 2010-04-19

Aww shit, get your PRIEST ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking Children! (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a Moat (I'm on a Moat)
I'm on a Pope (I'm on a Pope)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm Shitting on a Coat (sailing on a Goat)
I'm on a Skank (I'm on a Tank)
I'm on a Bank
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking Homework (Fuck, yeah)

I'm on a Float motherfucker take a look at me
Straight trippin' on a Horse on the Rope
Busting Balls, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a Goat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a Dick, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Coke!,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my Soap!
And my Chinchila
I'm flipping Psycho, you at CostCo
Straight flipping Houses!

I'm riding on a Goat, doing 5 and shit
The Bovines Chewin', getting everybody all Groovin'
But this ain't Funny, this is real as it gets
I'm on a Gameshow!, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a Plateu and
It's going fast and
I got a Cow themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a Tricycle like Bobo
If you're on the News,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this Goat is REAL!!!

Fuck Tacos, I'm on a Goat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck Gym, I climb Bed, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the Goat with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This Dirty Cow make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the Lazer Now (Humpin-It)
Gonna fly this into to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Paris Hilton, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a Goat
It's a Super Stanky Nasty Ass (yeah)
Goat!
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When theres a chance coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a Goat!

I'm on a Drug
I'm on a Thug
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm Shitting on a Goat (woaah)
I'm on a Goat
I'm on a Moat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' Pope! (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

Member Posts : 587 Join date : 2010-04-15

Aww shit, get your man-eating cupcakes ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking baby (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on an airship (I'm on an airship)
I'm on an airship (I'm on an airship)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm flyin' on an airship (flyin' on an airship)
I'm on an airship (I'm on an airship)
I'm on an airship
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking airship (fuck, yeah)

I'm on an airship motherfucker take a look at me
Straight killin' on an airship on the clouds.
Busting Firaga, wind whipping at my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on an airship

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on an airship, bitch (bitch)
We drinking potions,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my Flame Sword
And my Ragnarok,
I'm flipping zombies, you at WoW
Straight flipping blood elves

I'm riding on a chocobo, gettin head and shit
The mage is castin', getting everybody all burned
But this ain't Zelda, this is real as it gets
I'm on an airship, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on an airship and
It's going fast and
I got a fail themed
pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On an airship like Terra
If you're on the ground,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this airship is REAL!!!

Fuck monsters, I'm on an airship, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck mountains, I climb clouds, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
This airship engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the airship bow (airship bow)
Gonna fly this straight to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Squall Leonhart, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on an airship
It's a big white cloudy road (yeah)
Aether
Look at me, oh

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big octopus coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a Esper

I'm on an airship
I'm on an airship
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm flyin' on an airship (woaah)
I'm on an airship
I'm on an airship
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' airship (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)

im tired and angry as i type this up so dont yell at me if it failz
i just wanted to concentrate on something else

Member Posts : 76 Join date : 2010-05-14

I love it so far.

IM ON A POPE.

Newsman Posts : 571 Join date : 2010-04-14

i was gonna make a song about dicks and lolis
but my lack of imaginations got the better of me

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